Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Very Tired

I don't like having work to do. I wish I could go back to sleeping as late as I want and aimlessly walking around the Michigan State campus all day.

Someone tore off my "Pro-Life? Go Vegan!" and "Thou shalt not kill. Go vegetarian." stickers last night at the bowling alley. My only guess is that the culprit was a drunk pro-life Christian. A terribly misguided one. One who probably had nightmares about angry fetuses chastising him for eating non-kosher meats.

I heard Burger King is less awful now. Now if they stopped murdering animals we'll have really made some progress.

I'll be less cynical after a nap. And a new toothbrush. A crunchy one. Made out of nature.

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